Friday, September 6, 2013

Covenant University Students cry out.

Covenant university student they vex o! dem say their school no want make dem dey fine again, as dem don put new law make girls no dey wear make up, or wear high heels, this one na for their new student handbook 2013 to 2017 edition. #yawning

Thursday, September 5, 2013

I see you Russ.

 
Russel Brand at the GQ men award in London.
 

Chinese woman’s breast implant explodes.

One Chinese woman breast implant explode yesterday, I copy say she sleep use the breast face bed, she come say make she dey play game for her phone, before  sleep go carry her, the next thing wen she hear na KPOSA!!! her right breast burst, she dey hospital dey receive treatment at the moment. My pepo if na movie wetin una go call am, I tittle this movie, 'The burning crave for a bigger breast' oya make I hear una own.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

In the news is Davido!!!

This boys are balling. See wetin Davido tweet, and check out him new moto.
Davido - September 2013 - BellaNaija
The moto na $ 130,000. That is N 21,235,461.58 (21 Million, Two Hundred and thirty five thousand, four hundred and sixty one Naira, Fifty Eight Kobo). Kweke!!!!! Mercedes Benz G63AMG 2013 SUV.


 



Indian men reported to have the least sex in the world.

Yes o! true story, if you neva hear, the annual survey, wen men's health dey conduct, with 50,796 participants wen come from 30 countries, don show say a typical Indian man dey do the thing(sex) less than once a week, and na them carry last compared to any other country.
Netherlands na the only country for the world where their women dey happy based on the amount of for play wen dem dey get. So na them carry first for the best for play nation. Croatia top the list, one man for Croatia get an average of 11 girl friends and them dey do thing every day. I neva see where Nigeria rank, but make una trust tolotolo longneck to bring una score once I copy am. Kpoko for Croatia men.


 

Usain Bolt say him one retire after 2016 Rio Janerio Olympics.

Make una no fear,  Una know say my mouth run pass Usain Bolt, so if him retire, I still they kampke. Anyway him say him wan win gold for Rio, set another world record for 200 metres next year, then  win gold again for Commonwealth Games.
Bolt talk say "I think it will be a good time to retire, on top and just been dominating for so long.''
After him don win three gold for this world championships for Moscow, him don dey plan to run him final race this season for 100mtrs for the  Friday's Van Damme Memorial.
("If I want to be among the greats of (Muhammad) Ali and Pele and all these guys I have to continue dominating until I retire.'') Usain Bolt.

Wicked aunty pluck out little boy's eyes.

We dey hear a lot of wicked stories nowadays, I just copy this one from China, make una read story about one six yrs old boy wen him own Aunty pluck out him two eyes.......#wonders shall neva end.

                              
A woman who gouged out a six-year-old Chinese boy’s eyes was his aunt who later killed herself, it has emerged.
The boy has been pictured in hospital with his eyes bandaged and his distraught parent by his bedside, unable to tell him he will be blind for the rest of his life.
Guo Bin, whose also goes by the nickname Bin Bin, was quoted as asking his mother ‘why is the sky still so dark?’.
Police in the city of Linfen in northern Shanxi province confirmed an official Xinhua news agency report saying the boy’s aunt Zhang Huiying was a suspect because his blood was found on her clothes. Six days after the boy was attacked, Zhang killed herself by jumping into a well.
Xinhua did not cite a possible motive for the aunt to attack the boy
               
Initial reports said he had been playing outside his home on the evening of August 24 when he was lured by an unidentified woman into a field where she used a tool to gouge out his eyes.
Family members found the boy late at night in a remote area, his face covered in blood, eyelids swollen.
The new evidence found by police conflicts with the family’s earlier comments on the boy’s assailant.
They said the woman spoke with an accent from outside the area and had hair that was dyed blonde.
Bin Bin’s mother said the boy was disoriented after the traumatising attack.
‘It is easy to understand that he wasn’t clear about the situation,’ Wang Wenli told The Associated Press.
‘He said her accent was from another region, but he later amended that. He then said it was a local accent, but he did not say that it was his aunt.’
 
But she declined to talk about the police evidence against her sister-in-law, saying: ‘The police did not tell us anything. I do not know.’
Since the attack there has been speculation it was to remove his corneas for sale, though these were found at the scene.
Other reports have said the aunt had argued with Bin Bin’s parents over how much money each family should contribute to the care of his grandfather, who was paralysed.
Wang’s brother Wang Wenjun, one of the boy’s uncles, also said the aunt, might have been mentally ill.
Since being blinded, offers of help have poured in for Bin Bin including specialist treatment to fit him with artificial eye balls.