Animal or fruit?????? wonderful works from a photographer.

Make una look this collection of photo, very beautiful and creative, the thing remind me of wen I been small, I remember say my mama tell me, make I no use my food take play. Anyway. the works na from one French photographer, her name na Christel Jeanne and she name the work, "The Fruits Of My Immagination"  *First two Photos named by Tolotolo Longneck, oya make una name the rest.

Hollandia Fish

Paw paw fish

Meet Alonso Mateo, the worlds most stylish pickin.

Style, Swagger, poise, pose, this pickin wen be 5yrs old get everything, from Gucci, to Tom Ford, to  Dior to AllSaints this smally dey wear every, some people dey call am 'the mini fashion icon' this boy dey pose like adult model with experience, when dem ask him mama about her pickin, she say the boy love fashion die, and na only him dey choose wetin him dey wear, him career start when him mama upload one picture for instagram, and the rest na history.
   ( “I love suits, sneakers and sunglasses. I like to dress like my dad, because he has cool suits”,)  Alonso Mateo.

Disco for the dead, Expensive coffin with sound system.

Na wo o, Tlers, what will a man not hear, Person don make Designers coffin when get heavy sound system inside, dem say na make the dead for dey hear music, to make dem happy, the Coffin na almost five million nairia. The name of this coffin na CataCombo coffin, make una read the description from the company website....
'Employs a pair of 2-way speakers, divine tweeters with external cooling and one hell-of-a 8-inch subwoofer - fine-tuned to the coffin’s unique interior acoustic space.'  Kweke!!!
         Tolotolo longneck ask some people about this coffin, make una see wetin them get to talk.

Dele......End time tins!!!
Joshua......Wahala dey o. How will the dead hear when the trumpet sounds with all that music?
Pastor Efe.......Vanity upon Vanity all is Vanity what shall it profit a man...........

Say hello to Pacu, the fish that eats human balls.

Make una no fear, the fish no dey Nigeria, but this fish wen dem dey call 'Pacu' aka the 'ball catter' dey chop men balls for Sweeden,  ("They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth," ) said eloquent fish expert Henrik Carl of the National History Museum in Denmark.  So if you ever visit Sweeden here is a little advise to the men, NO SWIM, OTHERWISE YOU NO GO CARRY YOUR BALLS COME BACK.

Laugh one kill me for Akon real name.

TLers, i just copy say Senegalese American singer, Akon name na......Aliaune Damala Bouga Timeh Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.   Kweke!!!! One question for you Mr Akon, so why all this forming?????

See Timaya's little daughter.

Everybody know say Timaya get daughter, but some of una neva see her picture, trust tolotololongneck to bring you all the news when get juice, for free. This na picture wen Timaya post for him instagram page. Beautiful or not????

New Trend. Nigerian boys tattoo lips.

Boys for Nigeria dey tattoo their lips o! dem say girls dey like boys wen get pink lips, so dem don start to tattoo their lips permanent pink color, this is ridiculous.

 

Covenant University Students cry out.

Covenant university student they vex o! dem say their school no want make dem dey fine again, as dem don put new law make girls no dey wear make up, or wear high heels, this one na for their new student handbook 2013 to 2017 edition. #yawning

I see you Russ.

 

Russel Brand at the GQ men award in London.

 

Chinese woman’s breast implant explodes.

One Chinese woman breast implant explode yesterday, I copy say she sleep use the breast face bed, she come say make she dey play game for her phone, before  sleep go carry her, the next thing wen she hear na KPOSA!!! her right breast burst, she dey hospital dey receive treatment at the moment. My pepo if na movie wetin una go call am, I tittle this movie, 'The burning crave for a bigger breast' oya make I hear una own.

In the news is Davido!!!

This boys are balling. See wetin Davido tweet, and check out him new moto.

The moto na $ 130,000. That is N 21,235,461.58 (21 Million, Two Hundred and thirty five thousand, four hundred and sixty one Naira, Fifty Eight Kobo). Kweke!!!!! Mercedes Benz G63AMG 2013 SUV.

 

Indian men reported to have the least sex in the world.

Yes o! true story, if you neva hear, the annual survey, wen men's health dey conduct, with 50,796 participants wen come from 30 countries, don show say a typical Indian man dey do the thing(sex) less than once a week, and na them carry last compared to any other country.

Netherlands na the only country for the world where their women dey happy based on the amount of for play wen dem dey get. So na them carry first for the best for play nation. Croatia top the list, one man for Croatia get an average of 11 girl friends and them dey do thing every day. I neva see where Nigeria rank, but make una trust tolotolo longneck to bring una score once I copy am. Kpoko for Croatia men.

 

Usain Bolt say him one retire after 2016 Rio Janerio Olympics.

Make una no fear,  Una know say my mouth run pass Usain Bolt, so if him retire, I still they kampke. Anyway him say him wan win gold for Rio, set another world record for 200 metres next year, then  win gold again for Commonwealth Games.
Bolt talk say "I think it will be a good time to retire, on top and just been dominating for so long.''
After him don win three gold for this world championships for Moscow, him don dey plan to run him final race this season for 100mtrs for the  Friday's Van Damme Memorial.
("If I want to be among the greats of (Muhammad) Ali and Pele and all these guys I have to continue dominating until I retire.'') Usain Bolt.

Wicked aunty pluck out little boy's eyes.

We dey hear a lot of wicked stories nowadays, I just copy this one from China, make una read story about one six yrs old boy wen him own Aunty pluck out him two eyes.......#wonders shall neva end.

                              
A woman who gouged out a six-year-old Chinese boy’s eyes was his aunt who later killed herself, it has emerged.
The boy has been pictured in hospital with his eyes bandaged and his distraught parent by his bedside, unable to tell him he will be blind for the rest of his life.
Guo Bin, whose also goes by the nickname Bin Bin, was quoted as asking his mother ‘why is the sky still so dark?’.
Police in the city of Linfen in northern Shanxi province confirmed an official Xinhua news agency report saying the boy’s aunt Zhang Huiying was a suspect because his blood was found on her clothes. Six days after the boy was attacked, Zhang killed herself by jumping into a well.
Xinhua did not cite a possible motive for the aunt to attack the boy

               

Initial reports said he had been playing outside his home on the evening of August 24 when he was lured by an unidentified woman into a field where she used a tool to gouge out his eyes.
Family members found the boy late at night in a remote area, his face covered in blood, eyelids swollen.
The new evidence found by police conflicts with the family’s earlier comments on the boy’s assailant.
They said the woman spoke with an accent from outside the area and had hair that was dyed blonde.
Bin Bin’s mother said the boy was disoriented after the traumatising attack.
‘It is easy to understand that he wasn’t clear about the situation,’ Wang Wenli told The Associated Press.
‘He said her accent was from another region, but he later amended that. He then said it was a local accent, but he did not say that it was his aunt.’

 

But she declined to talk about the police evidence against her sister-in-law, saying: ‘The police did not tell us anything. I do not know.’
Since the attack there has been speculation it was to remove his corneas for sale, though these were found at the scene.
Other reports have said the aunt had argued with Bin Bin’s parents over how much money each family should contribute to the care of his grandfather, who was paralysed.
Wang’s brother Wang Wenjun, one of the boy’s uncles, also said the aunt, might have been mentally ill.
Since being blinded, offers of help have poured in for Bin Bin including specialist treatment to fit him with artificial eye balls.

Incase u neva know #timaya's voice, Wizy Tiwa and Ice Prince, nominees for MOBO Awards.

Una know say our Nigerian Music industry dey catch fire. Ice prince win one award for BET as best African art for 2013, now MOBO award for UK dey nominate three of our own. Ice Prince, Tiwa Savage and Wizkid, for the best African art category.
Anyway Tiwa post something for her twitter page, i say make i follow una share, (you all know i am not stingy) make una wish dem luck!!!!!.

kai, for the new kia nairo.

    

   
Kia new concept, i go bring una the price later, i neva dey sure for now, befor then make una read about the sexy moto.

 Butterfly doors for Kia Niro
Joining a string of aggressive hatchback concepts brought by the Korean automaker to recent European motor salons, Kia released renderings of its Niro Concept ahead of its debut in Frankfurt. The compact SUV employs a stainless-steel roof, butterfly-hinge doors, a 1.6-litre gasoline engine and an electric motor mounted at the rear axle, and retains Kia’s signature grille – an inheritance from lead designer Peter Schreyer. (Kia Motors)

I see you Pharell.

Pharell Williams (photo taken a few days ago)

Fake Hymens for sale. Girls can now by thier virginity back.

#Clearing throat. “Now women fit fake everything o! Men be carful, them don dey sell fake hymen, which means girls wen don loose their virginity since 1930, fit buy am back, this designers hymen just enter Abuja, and girls they buy am well well, because those when dey the business confirm say the thing they move. kweke!!!!! Tolotolo longneck ask some people wetin dem think for the matter, see wetin dem talk. Note(Contains vulgar words, for those above 18years of age only.)

Doctor Efeturi......"I think it’s to block the place, not necessarily to form a hymen. And forced entry will lead to slight bleeding".

Engr Triumphant.....At the moment I can no longer trust my girl friend o!"

Soldier Fidelis Alechenu,  “Fake character, fake hair, fake lashes, fake toto fake everything. This world don spoil finish.”

Ghanian artist Reggie Rockstone don introduce new condom line.

 I dey house they relax when person bring Rocdoms for me, for those of una wen no know wetin e be,  Rocdoms na the name of the new condom wen Ghanian hip life pioneer Reggie Rockstone,  introduce, for him new condom line, everybody know say I am a blogger in the lord, and besides I don marry, so i no need that kin thing,  in my magnanimity I carry my own give the less privilege as I dey always do #smiling, make una see Reggie and pictures from the lunch.

Badest guy ever liveth Olamide, and the Ciroc Endorsenent deal.

Last time I tell una about Iyanya endorsement deal  with Zinox, Endorsement deals na wetin every celebrity dey hope for, because these deals dey make dem richer, and also show say dem dey relevant for the industry, we don see different companies like MTN, GLO, PEPSI, GUINNESS and many others sign deals with our Nigerian artist and entertainers, but this one wen Badoo Olamide sign na big one, because him don join the like of  Rick Ross, DJ Khaled, Ray Jay, and Funkmaster Flex as an ambassador for the alcoholic beverage, ciroc. Them no disclose the amount, but I copy say the money big well well, because na in three parts them take send the money come, Kpoko!!!

 Olamide dey drop correct jams, make hits, roll with the big boys(d banj) sign the endorsements and make the money, Olamide badooooooo!!! the dream of a ghetto boy.

Oya meet the man wen dey behind the big brother show John De Mol.

John de Mol na Dutch media tycoon, na the man wen create big brother, and him worth over $2.2 billion. Pepo they call am the  Reality TV pioneer, him na Oga for behind production companies wen them dey call Endemol and Talpa. He make him money from all this television shows  "Deal or No Deal," "Fear Factor," and "Big Brother."  Another one wen him dey do now na "The Voice," and them license am for 50 countries, including China where the show for dey get over 100 million viewers. This guy don still get another one wen dem they call "The Winner Is…" As of March 2013, Forbes name am  the 3rd richest man for him country Netherlands and the 670th richest man for the World. So whenever you they cry say your favorite contestant don commot, one man dey smile go bank, him name na Oga John de Mol.